King
Charles (with his “You
may call your burg a city now”) got off on the right
foot with duke Marzio Domenico IV Carafa. Charles also
found the duke in possession of some fine ducal digs,
the Casino di Starza Penta, a building mentioned by
name in the 1550 in documents and restored in the
1600s and transformed into an elegant “hunting lodge”
at the center of a large game preserve, itself part of
a vast agricultural enterprise. Charles III was often
a guest at the duke’s place for the hunt, and we find
the “Casino della Starza” on the list of Royal Hunting
Reserves (Reali Cacce di Terra di Lavoro e loro
adiacenze) by G.A.Rizzi Zanonni (1736-1814)
published in 1784 and again in 1808 in his Atlante
geografico del Regno di Napoli. (The name Terra di Lavoro is the
old name for parts of the modern region of Campania.)
The hunting grounds included parts of the Maddaloni
Valley, now spanned by the aqueduct. (There is no
record of the conversation between the king and the
duke when the latter was informed that his game
preserve was about to be turned into a giant
construction project.) The Matthews Grand
Encyclopedia of Implausible Historical Conversations
(MGEIHC) does record this exchange between Charles III
and architect, Luigi Vanvitelli, however:King: "Larry, listen up for a sec."
Vanvitelli: "Sire? Sock it to me."
King: "I figure this new Caserta Palace is going to need about one zillion gallons of water per second. So --here, help me unfold the chart-- maybe we need a little waterway. Check Home Depot; I think it's open on weekends. All you have to do is start up here, right between the first two S's in Mississippi and bring it through this mountain, pop it across this valley, then through this other mountain and bring it out right here above the fountains of the palace. I make it about 40 km (although the French have not yet invented the metric system. I am farseeing, as you can far-see!) and Bob's your uncle, you're in! How about about it, Larry, can you do that for me?"
Vanvitelli: "Consider it done, sire." (Luigi is heard to murmur as he exits, aiming for stage left but falling into the orchestra pit...'Are you KIDDING ME?! I should have been a great painter like my old man. No, I had to be a great architect. And who is this uncle Roberto he speaks of? I have no uncle Roberto.')
King: "Duke, my noble underling -- rise and shine! Get your gear. Get mine, too, while you're at it. We're off to stalk the wild fasano!"
Duke: "Fagiano, sire?"
King: "That's what I said--fasano. Are you deaf?"
Duke: "No, sire. We shall stalk the fasano!" (Duke is heard to murmur as he walks straight into a cross-fire from his own underlings who are taking pot-shots at pigeons, 'Gesù, when is this guy going to learn some Italian?')