To be perfectly candid about it, I haven't seen too much good, interesting graffiti and, believe me, I've looked. They tell me that on a column in an underground station near Columbia University in New York City, some math-minded wall-defacer once wrote: "I have found a truly wonderful proof of the theorem that the equation xn + yn = zn, where n is an integer greater than 2, can have no solution for x, y, z, but unfortunately I see my train coming."

Math-mongers among you will recognize the allusion to French mathematician Pierre Fermat, who wrote in one of his notebooks that there was "unfortunately not room enough in the margin to write down the 'truly wonderful proof' he had worked out for that theorem. He then died before writing it down anywhere else and generations of mathematicians have been going crazy trying to figure out what it might have been.

In number theory, Fermat's Last Theorem
(sometimes called Fermat's conjecture, states
that **no
three positive integers a, b, and c
satisfy the equation an + bn = cn for any
integer value of n greater than 2. ****Fermat's Last Theorem resisted
proof, leading to doubt that Fermat ever had a
correct proof. Consequently the proposition ****became known as a conjecture
rather than a theorem. After 358 years of
effort by mathematicians, the first successful
****proof was
released in 1994 by Andrew Wiles and formally
published in 1995. It was described as a
"stunning advance" by**** a bunch of really smart
people.
** As I
say, I haven't seen too much quality scribbling
of that ilk on walls. "Call and response' ones
are the best; you know, where party A writes one
thing and then party B comes along and has his
say, etc. I recall one, memorable only because
of the follow-up, that said, "I like
grils" Below that, another person had
written "Idiot! It's g-i-r-l-s!" A third person
had then written "Yes, but what about us
grils?!"

The best bit of repartee I have read around here was one that started with a long quotation from the Bible, written in a neat hand, obviously by a serious-minded chap with lots of time on his hands. At the end of the quotation was the optimistic assurance that "the Lord will forgive all your sins." A few days later, some skeptical humanist had scrawled in the comment, "All sins except writing on lavatory walls!" A few days after that, yet a third person, whose philosophical stance is not quite clear from his comment, wrote, "Surely, you don't consider writing on walls a sin!" By now, I was making sure to get my six full glasses of water every day, and then some, just so I would have an excuse to go back and check up on the discussion. Sure enough, a final comment appeared shortly thereafter, perhaps by part B, but possibly by an unknown sympathizer. A few days later, some skeptic scrawled: "Well, ok," it said, "writing on walls may not be as much fun as adultery, but..." I suspect that the dot-dot-dot indicates that the gentleman was interrupted and that possibly he intended to come back and finish it after he had some more water. We'll never know, because some kill-joys in the post-engineers painted over it all a few days later. You know, I have mulling that line over, the "dot-dot-dot"-part and I think I have found a truly wonderful proof of how the phantom humanist was going to finish it, but unfortunately...

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