"Have a seat on the floor, your Lownesses. You all know what might happen to you if you spread the word what a rotten mandolin player I am? You wouldn't want an accident to happen to all 30 of your fingers, would you? That's nice. Oh, you know what Ju-Jitsu is? I study that, too. I'm much better at that than I am on the mandolin. I will personally snap you three little squirts in half like dry twigs. After I break your fingers. Have a nice day."to music portal to top of this page