(Aug 13) Totò statue removed!
Alassio is a town of about 11,000 inhabitants waaaaay up north
in the region of Liguria on the last stretch of the
Italian Riviera before you pass over into France. The
Italian daily, il
Mattino, ran a letter this morning from Marco
Melgrati, mayor of Alassio from 2001 to 2010. In the
letter, the ex-mayor apologized profusely to Liliana
De Curtis, daughter of Neapolitan Antonio De Curtis,
known to generations of Italians as Totò, the best-loved Italian
film comic ever. (As the Romans said, ubi maior minor cessat—roughly:
He's in first place and no one is in second and fading
fast.) During the Melgrati's tenure, he had a small
statue of the great comic erected in Alassio as well
as causing a square to be named for him. It seems now
that the new mayor, Roberto Avogadro, has had the
statue removed and the name of the square changed
back. Melgrati says he is quite sure that not even all
of the 36% plurality of the voters who put Avogadro in
office were for removing Totò, a move that made
national news. The new mayor's justification was that
Totò was not from Alassio. The old mayor says that it
is more about where Totò was from than about where he was not from and that
Avogadro is such a rabid anti-southerner that even his
friends in the Northern
League distance themselves from him.
(Aug 13) The world's
ugliest mega-yacht
has just left Naples. It might also be the world's
coolest Bond-villain yacht, if you have such
aspirations. It looks like a warship and belongs to
Russian billionaire Andrey Melnichenko. "It" is the
good ship "A" (that's right, just "A" for Andrey and,
maybe, Alexandra, the skipper's Serbian-born wife and
glamorous model). Vital stats (on the boat,silly!):
length-390 feet (119 meters); price tag- $300 million;
launched in 2008; builder-Blohm & Voss, Germany.
(Vital stats on Alexandra: I have no idea.) The "A"
carries a crew of 42, has three swimming pools, a
helipad and three 30-foot speedboats. The ship was
designed by French product designer Phillipe Stark and
is totally enclosed; you don't go topside and
sunbathe. Russian billionaires and their Serbian
girlfriends are notoriously paranoid.
In the time it was here, the "A" was
anchored near one of the other "strangest" boats in the
world (photo, right): The Maltese Falcon, a
so-called "Dynaship", the automatic sailing ship of the
future, with carbon-fiber masts and self-furling sails
stored within the masts. The vessel is 88 m (289 ft.)
long. I was waiting for them to square off and have at
it. Forget Alien vs.
Predator; this was going to be the real deal!
Laser rays of death shooting out from the evil alien,
Malnichenko, while poor Greek Godzillionairess, Elena
Ambrosiadou (who paid only a measly 165 million for that
raft of hers) fires back with her eco-friendly
dyna-balls. Alas, no deal. The Russkie weighed anchor
and went off to Capri this morning. Marx, Lenin &
Stalin are turning over in their kayaks.| "In September 2010 GGYC and BMW Oracle Racing announced that...the 'America's Cup World Series' would be run in various world venues in 2011, 2012, and 2013 before the challenger selection series, defender selection series, and America's Cup Match in the summer or fall of 2013. The 2013 America's Cup match will be held in San Francisco." |
(Aug 18) The
English Cemetery was disgracefully vandalized
yesterday! This is the final insult to long-lasting
injury, a period of five years of absolute neglect
since I put the original entry up in 2006, at which
time the premises were still a restored "historical
jewel" in the city. (This is where I make my usual
complaint about the local approach to urban
maintenance, which seems to be, "OK, we built
(restored) it; now Jesus will take care of it." My
original complaint, from March 2003, is here.) The cemetery had
become inaccessible, anyway, and visitors to Naples
were aware of that fact (in spite of "must-see"
little notes of outdated cheer in their guide
books). The severity of the vandalism has led some
voices in City Hall to say that it was obviously the
work of "the mob" since everyone knows the camorra wants
to open a nearby gambling establishment. I don't
know how mobsters or people in City Hall think, but
I guess if you make the area as ugly and undesirable
as possible, more people will want to come and
gamble.| Silver bust of S.
Gennaro donated by Charles II of Anjou in
1305, in the Naples
cathedral.
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(Sept
6) San Gennaro
is now in the B-League! (That term is from Italian
soccer; the A-League is the one that counts; the
B-League is for teams that aren't good enough for the
A-League.) That's how Neapolitans feel about the
Italian Senate's decision to turn the feast day of the
patron saint of Naples into a "floating holiday."
Instead of being on September 19 every year, it will
now be on the following Sunday. This, of course, gives
Neapolitans one day off less a year! The senate went
through the calendar of holidays and saved political
ones such as May 1 (Labor Day), April 25 (Liberation
Day), and June 2 (Day of the Republic), but regional
religious holidays such as the one for San Gennaro
shall now migrate to the next Sunday, all except, of
course, June 29, the feast day for Saints Peter and
Paul, the patron saints of Rome! HAH!, more
condescension from the overlords in the capital, say
Neapolitans! This year, September 19 falls on a
Monday, which would be a great excuse for another
infamous long weekend, appropriately called a "bridge"
in Italian. Thus you'd get Sunday and Monday off (and
if you swing it right, you can get Saturday and then
check to see if anyone famous was born on Tuesday,
maybe your cousin). It may ultimately depend on what
San Gennaro has to say about this. Cardinale Sepe says
he will hold the usual mass for San Gennaro on the
19th. If the miracolo happens,
then the senate in Rome is going to have some
explaining to do. Stay tuned.
[update, below]
(Sept
7) Speaking of San Gennaro, the city's latest
addition to the artistic array of representations of
the saint is a 4-meter-high bronze bust installed in
front of the Basilica dell'
Incoronata del Buon Consiglio, also
near the entrance to the Catacombs
of San Gennaro on the road up to Capodimonte. It
is the largest such work ever dedicated to the patron
saint of Naples and is the work of Lello Esposito. It
was installed in April of this year.
